Procedure to Change a Diaper (with some drama included). by Sebastian Cristancho

1.  Eat the banana (two teeth at least are a requirement). Go, ummm...., yummiiiii!!!. It doesn't matter if the subject has previously had a bottle and some baby cereal, on the contrary... that helps.  

2. Act casual... smile around. Give the subject's body some time to finish it's internal process.  Optional: Follow up the quick snack with some cardiovascular activity like crawling around at full speed. 

3.  People will notice a "funny" scent around the subject after some time.  The subject's daddy pulls pants down and checks for evidence. (Yeap! there it is!).

 4.  Leave the scene before daddy (it never works... but it's still worth the try).  Subject's daddy will try to play nice and places subject's pants on subject's head.  What?  Yes. He's trying the "good cop" routine.

5.  Try to fled the scene again.  Try hiding under the crib.

 6. Busted!

7. Subject is dragged again to the bed.  Subject resists ones again.

8. Try negotiation.  (i.e. Subject cries). Subject is not happy.  Daddy's subject insists in changing smelly diaper.

9. Subject is raised against his will. Washed with a wet (may I add, cold) disposable cloth (or something like that) and layed on top of a clean diaper.  Note: what a lack of privacy!!

10.  Subject tries to leave the scene (again) but is stopped by subject's daddy (again).

  11. Subject's pants go back to subject's legs.

12.  Avoid eye contact... avoid daddy's successful remarks of Mission accomplished.

13. Try again... maybe it'll work better next time. 

Until next post,

Sebastian.

Ps. Blogger hasn't been very good lately; therefore the lack of posts.  We had a great first mother's day.  Sebas and Tavo cooked breakfast for me and bought a "I love my mommy frame".  We also finished our swimming lessons and will start Gymboree this week. 
Sebas got his first swimming "report card" and I am happy to announce that he passed with stars! ha ha..

More next week (blogger allowing).